Love... to Kill Mosquitoes

It's Valentine's day! Love is in the air! I can feel it! I can see it!

Time to confess my love! I love to... kill mosquitoes!

Yes! The uber cool sensation of killing mosquitoes with your bare hands is incomparable! Let me teach you a few tricks!

Trick #1: Grab!


Trick #2: Clap!


Trick #3: Slap!

Er, not my body ya? He sure had a big mosquito up his chest.

Grab, clap, slap! Remember them!

Happy Vees Day!

PS. Trick #4: Crap. My blog is getting crappier by the minute.