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Friday, 9 May 2008


"Abra kadabra!"

"Open sesame!"

"Wingardium leviosa!" (or levi-O-sa, in the film.)

Well, there's three of the world's most famous incantations. Everybody knows that the first one turns lead into gold, the second one starts a fire, and the third makes you smarter. I've been using the third one a lot, really. After all, wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

Then brace yourself, because a fourth one is joining the team.

While it is virtually impossible to conjure food out of thin air in the Harry Potter universe, this one can.

However, it's not that simple.

Firstly, you must cast the spell in front of the den of the Golden Arches Wizards' (known as GAWD). Secondly, you must do it in front of a representative of the GAWD. And third, you must finish the incantation in four seconds.

But don't smile too soon. Because the incantation is not, er, of classic length.

And here it is!

"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

Say it right, say it fast, and you get a ticket to the real thing. Yep, the patties, lettuce, and what not.

Oh, the spell only works before 29th May. This year, of course, so visit the nearest GAWD, and start casting!

Oh I forgot, you need the spellbook. Er, just get any set of McValue meal, and you'll be given the um, extract from the spellbook.

Remember to say "Thank you, GAWD!" when the spell works!

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