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Wednesday 22 December 2010

Magazines

Chapter 1: Fortune Magazine

Q: Once there was a man who worked as a spokesperson for the Fortune magazine. What is the title of his position?
A: "Fortune teller".

Q: Guess his favourite snack?
A: Fortune cookies.

Q: He was sacked one day. Why?
A: He was un-Fortune-ate. Not unlucky, just un-Fortune-ate.

Chapter 2: Time Magazine

Q: There was a man who worked as a photographer for the Time Magazine...

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